I might regret this.
In the bath once, as a youngster, I found myself struck by the sudden urge to piss. So sudden, in fact, that a little bit started coming out.

In panic I pinched my foreskin tightly and held the rest in, but that little bit of wazz demonstrated a previously alien phenomena to me. My foreskin had swollen slightly from the urine contained within.

Fuck it, I thought. Let's go down the rabbit hole.

Still pinching tightly, I started very gently letting a stream of wee into my sealed cock chamber, and fuck me sideways the bugger wouldn't stop swelling. I kept going, watching the skin stretch out and expand til my cock looked like a fleshy toffee apple.

Unable to contain myself, I shouted for brother to come witness the miracle, but hurry, you must hurry, cos I can't hold it much longer!

He pounded up the stairs, burst into the bathroom, and was greeted with the sight of me in the bath pinching my ridiculously top-heavy child nob and giggling hysterically. He pointed, let out an almighty guffaw, then FLICKED my bell-end with all his might, sending a good egg-cup's worth of piss all over my chest and face and making me cry like the child I was in the process.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:22, 4 replies)

Sooo
That's how it is in your family.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:39, closed)

ahahaha
this
(braindrop, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:38, closed)

hahahaha

( Grampa, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, closed)

hahahahaha
*click*
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 7:28, closed)