The greatest urine/girlfriend/hotel story ever told
Was staying in a hotel with my now ex-girlfriend. After much sex and wine, we went to sleep.

At about 4am I awoke needing a piss, still slightly drunk, with eyes stuck together with sleep, I staggered to the toilet. It was still dark and I didn't turn the light on in there, so I just stood in front of the toilet and began to pee.

But instead of a splashy noise, all I heard was a dull, bassy sounding impact. When I finished, I curiously turned on the bathroom light to find my girlfriends clothes sat on the closed toilet seat, absolutley soaked in piss. The immediate solution was to throw them in the bath and go back to sleep.

The morning was met by my total lack of recollection of the event, until the girlfriend went into the bathroom and was dismayed that her clothes had fallen into the bath and had gotten all wet. I have never stifled laughter so hard in all my life.

She never did find out either.
( Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 12 Mar 2009, 17:54, 3 replies)

Soooo
When are you going to get round to telling 'The greatest urine/girlfriend/hotel story ever told'?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:32, closed)

Hah!
That'll teach you to open and close the lid of the toilet before and after using it :)
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:43, closed)

Good work!
Have a gold star and a *click*

cheers
( SpankyHanky, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:34, closed)