The Trick....!
As you may know, I used to work in a pub, and this story is about an old boss of mine.

Monty (I never did find out his real name), has this party trick.

He would find a delightfully filthy young filly, ply her with alcohol, and take her back to his pit. We've all done that, but its not The Trick.

While throughly porking the filthy young filly's ham wallet, he would wait until he got to the vinegar strokes. With, the GREATEST TIMING IN THE WORLD EVER (and this is The Trick!) he would fain cramp right before splutting his baby paste. This would make the filly turn around and...yep, you've guessed it, he would splutter right in her ear. Then giggle with delight at the young filly trying to dig his cum out of her ear hole. This is The Trick.
(drain_bamaged, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:15, Reply)