I too have had a cyst
And I too have done the Tommy the Turtle trick.
You might think that I was lucky having a male doctor, but I'm gay and so was he, and he knew it. We have no shame and no mercy when it comes to passing comment on each other's endowments so he took delight in making a show of pulling out a magnifying-glass-headset and some tweezers.

It's normal for Tommy to run away at the doctors. It's a nerves thing. It happens when you have The Test (Little Britain reference somewhere in there) as well.
(Helixdaunting, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:29, Reply)