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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Never have sex with a boy who has a projector in his bedroom and insists on pausing Ghostbusters while you insert Tab A into Slot B.
The night I made that mistake is the night I found out that looking up at Dan Aykroyd's shocked expression made a million times bigger by being stretched across the wall all the way through sex makes me feel ashamed.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:11, 3 replies)
Never have sex with a boy who has a projector in his bedroom and insists on pausing Ghostbusters while you insert Tab A into Slot B.
The night I made that mistake is the night I found out that looking up at Dan Aykroyd's shocked expression made a million times bigger by being stretched across the wall all the way through sex makes me feel ashamed.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:11, 3 replies)
This is brilliant.
And also scary.
(I had sex to Radio 4 last week. That was slightly disturbing too.)
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)
And also scary.
(I had sex to Radio 4 last week. That was slightly disturbing too.)
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)
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