Posted previously as a reply, but hopefully deserving
When at university I had a bit of a urinary infection so trotted off to the doctor. I was just about to go into his office when he casually said "I've got a medical student working with me, you don't mind?" I was caught off guard and immediately muttered that it was no problem, only to find the med student was a gorgeous female med student.

I drop my trousers and pants, and the doctor proceeds to prod my todger with his pen. My todger immediately gets all shy and disappears, making it appear like I have an acorn for a cock.

Doctor: "Is it always this small?" Beautiful med student hides behind clipboard and giggles hysterically. I felt I got my own back on the doctor though when he thoughtfully sucked on the end of his pen while pondering how to complete my prescription.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:24, 2 replies)

harsh
i'd have complained!
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 8:38, closed)

You had me going there
"...he thoughtfully sucked on..."

Disappointed it turned out to be a pen.
(Capo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:18, closed)