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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Not just my knob
but whole genital area.

I crashed my bike last summer - arsed ended a car on the North Circular. Entirely my fault, sadly, but it was during a torrential downpour & visibility was low. Still my fault though. I was thrown forward with such force I dented the tank with my groin.

It hurt. A lot. For days.
see pic here:
www.flickr.com/photos/35152120@N00/2662935907/
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:41, 7 replies)
damn...
..that's fearsome.

Did your leathers take *any* of the impact for you?
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)
Some
Kevlar around the top trouser area but groin & inner thighs have none to allow flexibility.

Fuck me it hurt.

I only have 3rd party insurance too so I wasn't covered - my fault see? The poor FJR still sits forlornly in my yard awaiting repair which I can't afford having lost my job. *sniff*
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:00, closed)
Ow
Ow!
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, closed)
I'm
surprised that didn't leave you with three Adams apples! Good luck with getting the bike back on the road.
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:21, closed)
Jeebus!
You must sound like Jimmy Summerville now
(, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:10, closed)
You poor chap
Hope you healed quickly and the bike is back on the road soon.
Good dent though, should make you feel very proud!
(, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 11:22, closed)
Well
The proud smile had a wince to it...

Trooperly chuffed, but well earned, I can tell you...
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 0:40, closed)

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