last weekend
I shagged this girl that I was actually not attracted to in the slightest. The alcohol helped, but it did nothing to allay the guilt I felt in the morning. It wasn't that she was ugly, it was just that she didn't do it for me in any way whatsoever. She had a small gut, but I put that down to bad posture. Her "bad posture" was particularly bad when I had her legs somewhere back behind her head. So not wanting to seem ungrateful for this somewhat misguided opportunity I suggested we adjust our bodies so that she was now in the doggy position.

I grimaced. She caught site of me in the mirror on the table. Fortunately my grimace isn't a million miles off from my happy sex face so she seemed pleased. Pleased enough to reach around and try insert a finger in her bottom. Now obviously supporting oneself on a single arm whilst bucking around like a slightly demented show pony didn't lend itself to the task of staying upright.

Her total collapse in her drunken state left me with a slightly injured cock and the beautiful sight of drunk lass in a heap with a finger up her arse. I felt I'd hit a bit of low point in my life and I wish the earth had swallowed me up right then and there and spat me out in the comfort of my own house - alone. Alas it was not to be. She, sensing the tenderness of the moment and my obvious discomfort did all she could to reconcile our earlier lust by barking, "Lick my pussy, NOW!!".

Now, dear readers I don't want bring further disrepute upon myself by divulging more details of this liaison. Suffice to say it was shameful and were it not for the voices in my penis I wouldn't have done it.

I'm am however pleased to report that my penis shall never be allowed to rule my thoughts again. I have had stern words and the agreement we have reached is that this shall never ever happen again. Well at least until tuesday. That's because I've arranged to go for one drink with this girl. Just one drink mind and then off home.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:50, 1 reply)

'the voices in my penis'
Superb. Aaaaaand click.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:59, closed)