When I was a nipper
It was snowing quite heavily and our school had been closed (They never learn to leave the heating on very low over the holidays do they?)

So...therefore we went sledging!

I made (or rather my dad did) my sledge out of a bit of sharp tin, which whilst very slippery and fast was also very bloody sharp and likely to cut someone should they come off of it on their decent down the hill.

...i.e.....me!

Yep, I hit a rock under the snow and the 'sledge' tipped onto it's side and sliced through my trousers...and my cock.

Whilst I was laying on the ground holding my mid-region and crying whilst being surrounded by astounded kids, an elderly lady (well, she was about 50, but that's ancient when you're 8 years old) came over and said "are you alright little boy?"

I said, "no, I've cut my willy".

Cue me getting into her car and being driven home.

Not really a very shamefull story, but then this QoTW is worse than last week!

In other news, however, I have been known to put my cock in my girlfriends arse and then into my ex-girlfriends mouth and back again - and repeat. The week before this one it was happening with another ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend, but they alternated who's arse it was coming out of.

I would have posted that story up in full, but it said "ashamed of doing with a penis" and I'm not really ashamed of that - I'm just a dirty, lucky bastard.
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, 3 replies)

OK
I am cracking one off now, so that exonerates and qualifies you. Now, TELL THE FUCKING STORY.
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:00, closed)

Oh,
and both times I videoed it as well.

Still gives me the 'orn watching it now.
(dchurch bah, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:39, closed)

vids...
...or it didn't happen
(Rotimer was micturating windward at, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, closed)