It's not gay if you do it in the dark.
True story, I read it on the internet.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, 1 reply)

i thought
it only counted as teh gay if you pushed back?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, closed)

My brother's best mate
spend a few years in Strangeways (I think) for manslaughter.

According to 'Hawkeye':

1) You're only gay if you say yes - but also, somewhat incongruously
2) You're not a man 'til you've had a man.

Never quite got that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, closed)

Now you've got me singing
"You're nobody till somebody bums you..."
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)