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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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I've named mine KensaiJust unsheathing it from its protective case is almost sexual, the way it glides out, glistening in the light.
I like to polish it once a month to keep it gleaming. A good lubrication of WD40 keeps it moist and good to handle.
Not everyone likes my Kensai, but it's proved to be useful for waving around at potential burglars and TV inspectors alike.
I think I'll keep it.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:52,
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