Look out below!!
Not really something i'm ashamed of really, but still it was funny.

Back when I was a wee lad I was scrambling around a rocky river with my older brother and my dad. I needed to pee, but being as I was having fun and didn't want to stop messing around I held it in until the last second.
The 'last second' saw me perched on the edge of a rock frantically looking for a bush or a tree to little avail, so I just had to go.

So just as I start peeing it occurs to me I may want to give my brother, who was on a rock some meters below, a heads up. "Look out down below!" I shout, just in time for him to turn, look up, and get covered in pee.
Don't think my split second warning or the warm, smelly shower really went down that well. I thought it was funny though :D
(MrPokey, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 18:21, Reply)