A story passed on...
About one of those typical teenage type housepartys when your parents go away - full of booze, more booze and of course, sexy things.

Giving it a good few hours of drinking later, a couple had got a bit raunchy and decided to have a bit right there and then. And so they go, stumbling through this nice house and manage to actually find a living room vacant. The door shuts and off go the lights. Legs akimbo at this point, and maybe with a cheeky finger here and there.
Perhaps it was just dark, or perhaps it was the alcohol fuelled inhibitions, that made him do her up the bum.
Now he was probably going at it living this fantasy, while she was suddenly beginning to think, something isn't right... oh yes, she poos.

Right there on the sofa.

Now that's enough to end anything. And so they stop (or finish) and just when they do, someone is heard coming through the front door -
"What the hell is going on?!"
The parent!
Cue brushing yourself off, tidying the sofa and switching the lights on faster than you can say anal. The mother walks in to the living room and instantly spots the faeces on her beloved furniture.

Oh shit.

"Is that... oh ffs, the dog took a shit inside the house again?!"
She storms off, oblivious to their dirty deed. The pair breathe a long sigh of relief.

A couple of months later the penis involved returns to this house to visit his friend, back from university. Walking in, now sober, he sees the sofa as it was before, and reminisces to himself with an undeserving smirk upon his face.
But something's missing.

"Where's the dog to?" He asks his friend.

"He's gone." He replies.
"Mum had him put down because he couldn't stop shitting inside."

Cue guilt, shame and a one way ticket to hell.


So it's official: anal kills dogs.
(The-Banana, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 16:23, 8 replies)

bin dun
about 12 years ago if i remember correctly on BRMB's Jezzas Confessions.

ah well.
( Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06, closed)

Urban Myth
should've dressed it up a bit more
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 0:02, closed)

Surely not?
Surely there's nobody so pathetic as too think up some half-arsed lies or an old urban legend and present as their own story?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 7:30, closed)

I'm beginning to think it's less pathetic
than constantly going on about it...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 8:23, closed)

It's like watching someone chainsaw a tortoise.
You know it's pointless, ugly and pathetic, but you can't help but pass comment and wonder.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:40, closed)

chainsawing a tortoise is pointless, ugly and pathetic?
man, my priorities are wrong...

that said, that most disturbing video I've seen on the internet is of a tortoise trying to fuck a ball.

more disturbing than a guy nailing his bollocks to a table or the one where the guy got his head cut off...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:56, closed)

Perhaps it is
Just an urban myth but hands on heart I had this story sincerely told to me by a friend from college about his friend. Maybe i was gullible =/
(The-Banana, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:30, closed)

Fact
friends "from college" tell nothing but lies
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:23, closed)