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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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I don't know if it's evil, or beautiful
I found out my girlfriend had cheated on me while away at the Download festival a few days before. Gutted, but most of all annoyed with myself (I'd been mentally beating myself up all weekend for being paranoid and distrustful - with what turned out to be absolute accuracy) I dumped her, and within a couple of days slept with another girl who had been quite into me before I got together with the girlfriend.

The girlfriend was devastated. She spent a week trying to contact me and apologise, telling me she loved me, had made a huge mistake and needed me back, etc etc. I told her she could shove it, but of course I did so in rather more apoplectic and rageful terms.

Eventually, after much pleading, I agreed to see her for five minutes, with absolutely no intention of giving the bitch any hope whatsoever.

She pleaded her case. I gave her no short shrift in telling her how little I cared. Realising she had no hope of changing my mind, she walked off into the Swansea night in tears, with about four miles to walk home and no money for a taxi.

I, despite my anger, am a fucking pathetic wuss at heart, and about a minute later I relented, because I could not let a young woman walk home alone late at night. So I phoned her, told her to come back and stay and then leave in the morning.

So she stayed with me, and she kissed me, and then she kissed me again, and then the kiss turned into pissed-off, resentful sex. And at the end of the pissed-off, resentful sex, with my unsheathed cock still dripping inside her, I said to her "You realise nothing's changed, don't you?"

In retrospect, it was quite unsurprising that she burst into tears.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:09, 3 replies)
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It's beautiful.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, closed)
BAU
Don't know about beautiful, but certainly fairly standard procedure for boys (in my experience anyway)
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:06, closed)
ouch
she deserved it though.
(, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:54, closed)

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