Errol Brown's piano
A few years ago, myself and a friend found ourselves at a BBQ party held at a certain Errol Brown's UK residence, a country pile just outside london. The legendary Hot Chocolate singer wasn't there and thankfully so, because as the afternoon wore on, with free booze flowing in addition to the sumptuous feast displayed alongside the outdoor pool so too did our common sense, our mischievous side coupling with sheer giddiness at being at such an exclusive place.So much so that later on when we'd ventured inside and found his immaculate white piano; a piano used by Brown to write some of his best-loved hits, my friend gave me the nod to move away from the piano. He couldn't play, I was sure of that, so I knew that some bright idea had clicked in that twisted brain of his.

Cue the somewhat ridiculous scene of him playing 'Happy Birthday' (badly, and out-of-key) with his cock on Errol Brown's priceless white piano whilst simultaneously looking with genuine interest at photos on the top of said piano, of Brown shaking hands with the likes of Nelson Mandella.

Errol Brown, if you're reading this, we are very very sorry.
(BeardyMat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 2:54, 1 reply)

a guy i knew
lived 2 doors down!
(braindrop, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, closed)