there are a couple
i've made one bleed quite profusely, due to having tombstone-sized gnashers. to be fair, i did warn him beforehand.

i also once let most of the block know-at full volume-that the bloke i was about to give a quick cock-wash to had little bits of pink bog roll stuck to his rapidly-withering man-meat. suffice to say, that relationship didn't last past that night.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, 3 replies)

Smash Monkey!
I thought you'd died or something.
Good to see you back.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, closed)

i haven't died, but my internet has
i'm in my mate's today, god knows when i'll be back online properly!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, closed)

Well,
I'm glad you're not a zombie.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, closed)