Public service announcement
If you suffer from bladder shyness:

1) Boldly whip out your quim-tickler at a crowded urinal

2) Concentrate entirely on the sound (and if you dare, the sight) of the piss of the person standing next to you

3) Gush piss out like a racehorse.

I used to have a very shy bladder but this method works flawlessly for me*. Your urinalage may vary.

*Except when I also need a poo, then I can't unlock the front door without the back one swinging wide open too
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 8:20, Reply)