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The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penisConfess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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A little Caledonian humourA Frenchman, an Italian and a Scot are discussing the act of love.
The Frenchman says: "When I make love to my wife, I grind the base of my manhood hard against her. It makes her crazy with desire."
The Italian says: "When I take my woman, I tease her with the tip of my member. It makes her wild with lust."
The Scot says: "When I shag ma burd, I wipe ma noab on the curtains. It drives her fuckin mental."
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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