Fair plays to ya!
My parents were fucking extatic when I brought a girlfriend round for tea and biscuits.

They always thought I was a gayer.

Always.

From the age of about four.

Probably had something to do with being as effeminate as Quentin Crisps' camper younger brother til I hit puberty.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:17, 1 reply)

I got this a lot too
When I introduced my first girlfriend to my dad, he greeted her warmly, then just as she was out of earshot he turned and said "at least she's not a chap, eh!"

Thanks dad.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 3:40, closed)

haahahha
hahahahahaa
(Otter as serious as cancer, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, closed)