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Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.

(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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"she" looked so beautiful under the warm glow of the strobe light. My eyes moved slowly down her body taking in the sight of her beautiful eyes and plunging top that revealed some stunning cleavage, but it was the sight of her bulging bikinis bottoms that set alarm bells ringing. Alas before I could make a full assessment she was standing so close to me that I couldn't see the bulge anymore. She started to slowly kiss my neck and I could feel her hard breasts pushing against my chest. Not wanting to ruin the tender moment, but at the same also wanting to make sure if she was who she appeared to be I decided approach the situation in the most tactful way possible - I grabbed her crotch.

Affirmative! I had in my hand meat and two veg with extra gravy. I slowly backed away and announced, "excuse me. I need a shit".
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:54, 1 reply)
Tactfully done...
I'd have probably gone for the old: "Raise your hand if you've got a cock," routine... But I've got no class at all, me.
(, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:56, closed)

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