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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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So was I. Cut the cord and all that. Didn't get particularly emotional, just relieved both baby & wife were fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:37, 1 reply)
Did you use your teeth?
The midwife wanted me to use some naff little safety scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:53, closed)
I used a Zippo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:54, closed)
It was like trying to cut through a garden hose pipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:56, closed)
With a golf ball.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)
Hang on....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)

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