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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I'm pretty certain a few people have me on ignore.
Do you think I need to start a thread about it? I wouldn't want to be the odd one out or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:17, 1 reply)
I know for certain that I have you on 2.0
But I'm not the type to bang on about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:22, closed)
I definitely don't care about this.
I don't care about it to such an extent that I am going to go on and on and on and on about how much I don't care for the next three or four hours rather than enjoying the Christmas holiday. That'll show everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:24, closed)
I couldn't give a hoot
So I'm going to construct a dissertation on the subject, where I carefully deconstruct the narrative function of lol 2.0 and its application in reconfiguring traditional notions of irony in the postmodern.

Just to prove that I dinnae gie a fuck, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:26, closed)
Whoa. That's some hardcore lack of interest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)
That whole dichotomous shizzle really puts lead in my pencil, you know?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:49, closed)
I would like to join in this thread to add my indifference to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:20, closed)
SOUNDING THE INDIFFERENCE HORN, HERE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)
FAT WIFE JOKE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)
AB and his wife, yesterday:

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:31, closed)
The old ones are the best.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:50, closed)
Except when it comes to Ringofyre's wife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)
Are you suggesting that Ringofyre's wife doesn't fancy him because he's old?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)
No, I'm saying that his wife is old and shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:36, closed)
Ah now, she's clearly not got the sense to have sex with him.
Why else go on an internet dating site?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:06, closed)
I love how you guys think about me when I'm not here - that's so thoughtful.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)
He never gets to be SlaveLeia :(

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:41, closed)
Oh crikey.
There's an image that's never going to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:05, closed)

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