Dr Skagra down there reminds me......
I won't bore you with the backstory, but one night in a pub in Sydney I caught someone trying to steal my wallet from my back poacket and ended up punching them in the face and knocking them to the floor.
My drinking colleagues suggested soon afterwards that we should quickly vacate the premises, so I grabbed my wallet and sprinted outside to jump on a conveniently waiting bus.
It was there that I was told that the would be robber 'looked like a skag-head' and that it was pointed out that I had a bit of tooth sticking out of my knuckle. ''You need to go for a blood test mate' was the general consensus.

So I did, and a week later I went back to get the results.....
Negative, Negative, Negative.....until Hepatitis B. Inconclusive.

The Doctor didn't exactly put me at ease with his explanation, and I had another test, and waited another week. The longest, most stressful week of my life.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:19, 5 replies)

You see
this is really why Cyberman exist.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 23:02, closed)

Oh, an incidentally,
I didn't have Hep B.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 0:32, closed)

positive?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:39, closed)

You shouldn't
have had sex with him once you knocked him out then!
(TheASK, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 4:52, closed)

Did you wait for three months for the bad AIDS test, though.
Because otherwise, it wouldn't show up.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 22:52, closed)