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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Relief for the party girls
I finally found a space in the mammoth Las Vegas casino parking structure. I turned off my car's engine, stepped out, and started stressing about what kind of shoes I should be wearing. Both pairs I had seemed equally unsuitable and ridiculous for a posh evening out. So, I knelt in between the parked cars, trying on first one pair, then the other.

Just then, I heard a scream from a gaggle of party girls, who were luminous in their shimmering dresses. Catching my kneeling form out of the corners of their eyes, they had assumed I was defecating.

I stood up and tried explaining that the shoe quandary was just an expression of my feminine side, but they trotted away so fast on their stilettoes I don't think they heard me.
(, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 8:28, Reply)

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