Relief
Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
When Mrs Emvee started bleeding again
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:38,
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You have to be careful about that.
If you remove a lodged transformer from someone sometimes the fact that they're bleeding means that they were acting as a 'plug' for a hole in a major vessel.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:41,
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I didn't understand any of that
Ah, "lodged", you sneaky ninja.
I'll give you 3/10 - maybe you should have thought of something funny before typing the first shit that passes through what passes for your mind.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:44,
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On the other hand, bleeding is probably better than it staying up there and you giving her toxic shock syndrome.
That's some shit. Doubly bad if it's Bumblebee caused that.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:50,
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So is there a point when women get so fat that they just stop menstruating altogether?
Or does girth increase the flow, so to speak?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 15:54,
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Hey EMV, why don't you cool it with the Jibber Jabba?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 16:05,
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I bet you pity the fool
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 16:11,
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Not as much as I pity the poor girl who had Bumblebee shoved up her so hard she bleeds.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 23:04,
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Heroin does terrible things to the cunt.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 19:15,
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You
Heroin does terrible things to the
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Dec 2012, 22:44,
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