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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Ah, the recovery position
When I was a student I used to try to go to sleep in the recovery position if I'd done massive drugs the night before
(, Mon 31 Dec 2012, 13:50, 1 reply)
Basically.You're both fucking morons.
EMV slightly less so, As he's he's not being paid to look after the vulnerable. At least not those vulnerable individuals who've not gotten toys stuffed up them.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 5:11, closed)
So your response is
Because I had done First Aid Training and was thus able to assist in ensuring that a client (to whom I had a duty of care) did not bring about their own demise & because EMV had the forethought, having ingested drugs which could render him unconscious (I'm guessing) he placed himself in a position that would ensure that his airway remained open - we are both "fucking morons"?
I'm not suggesting we're Einsteins here but, I don't think you realise that your response AB doesn't exactly make you look like you're hitting the heights IQ-wise either.

Might want to stop, take a breath and then post next time.

EDIT: "I used to" generally means I no longer do it. As in I did it in the past and I am not doing now. In the present.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 6:09, closed)
Apologies.
I merely wanted to know the difference between 'coma' and 'a coma', or if there was an actual difference, and it wasn't merely a typo. I seem to have embarrassed us all.

I'm off to kill myself.

Happy now, cunts?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:20, closed)
Please try not to leave a mess on the carpet.

(, Tue 1 Jan 2013, 21:29, closed)
So are nurses like doctors who are too thick or lazy to be doctors?
I'm trying to settle an argument here
(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 14:42, closed)
Not unless they are "Morgue Technicians".

(, Wed 2 Jan 2013, 22:25, closed)

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