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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Cock StoryI once was getting jiggy with an ex, when we realised the only condoms we had were flavoured ones. After I put one on and we looked down, the mood was destroyed by our laughter - I had put on an apple flavoured one, which is green. Needless to say, my throbbing member looked like the Incredible Hulk's dick.
We've had boobs stories, lets hear about your amusing cock related tales of mirth. (RE: Not another wanking disaster story)
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:35, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
What a wasted opportunity!You could've at least flicked the light on and off a few times and tipped a chest of drawers over, before shouting RRRAAHHHH! and picking her up and flinging her onto the bed.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
indeed!
Although I do recall at the time inbetween fits of laughter saying "raaa hulk smash"
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)
SimilarlyIt is impossible to use a glow-in-the-dark condom without making Star Wars lightsabre noises.
Which does tend to kill the mood. Unless you're playing "Jabba and Leia in the Tin Bikini", of course.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
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