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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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The time I didn't have sex......because I reckon we've all got loads of material about this.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:32, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Or we could just do crap gadgetsThat would probably involve a lot less lolnoncing.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)
I actually have a half-decent story about this:My first E was brilliant. I was at a squat do for Reclaim The Streets in King's Cross at New Year. I'd only go to see what all the fuss was about because I was PUNK ROCK and rave and E was for FUCKING HIPPIES but I decided to see what the fuss was about.
I spent the night gurning and dancing away, and, via a plethora of kindly people patting me and asking rhetorically "First time?", a girl started stroking my bare back to, er ... "enhance my energy fields" or something.
We ended up eating face for a while, chatting, and having a cup of tea, before eating face again.
Around fiveish, her mates turned up and informed her they were going home to Reading.
She looked at them, then to me, then to them and then to me with dawning horror (I mean, really - Jesus - I hadn't realised I'm THAT ugly), and then said to me some of the most beautiful words I've ever heard: "I ... er ... I ... ahem ... I've, er, I would invite you back to mine but I've heard that sex binds two souls together and I don't know about you but I'm bound to some people I really wish I wasn't and, erm ... ah ... "
Hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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