Hypocrisy
We're all guilty of being a bit hypocritical from time to time (or constantly, if you're Nick Clegg ROFLOLOLOL satire). Tell us stories of your (or someone else's, if you're not into the whole 'self-realisation' thing) double standards and self-deception. Extra points for moaning about internet bullies, then going on to attack someone else online for absolutely no reason. After all, we've got to make Legless feel good about himself somehow

Edit: On second thoughts, no we don't - he seems to manage that all by himself. What I wouldn't give for that man's (misplaced) self-belief
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 1:29, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's a little known fact that Legless is the only reason anyone from /talk looked at qotw in the first place.
So banning him would permanently end the weekly /talk invasions.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Personally, I think we should just give him his own board, /Cheers
Where he's the only member, and can post as many stories as he likes. He'd make the 'best of' page every week, and wouldn't have to put up with anyone making fun of his obvious bullshit. Imagine his wee face

Really, he's just past his prime - it's like when Grandpa starts pissing on the furniture. Time to find him a home
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 0:34, Reply)

The board where everyone knows your name?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I second this motion.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I'm a parent...
...hypocrisy is a daily routine.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)