Local Nutters
Every town has them. They are usually seen wandering the streets, drunk and singing. The town I used to live in had a lycra wearing woman who used to wander about drunk at all hours of the day whilst singing made up songs at the top of her voice.

However the town I now live in has gone one better. There's a chap who dances next to the main roads in to the town, with his top off (he's at least in his mid fifties), drunk whilst listening to an ancient walkman with headphones straight out of the 80's.

He's so popular that he's got hundreds of fans on FaceBook and was recently asked to open a new shop. Although I'm not sure that inviting a mentally ill drunkard to launch your business is the wisest of moves.
(brainwrong, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:59, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Has
Been done www.b3ta.com/questions/localnutters/ but that has not stopped them using the same ones before, to make it fair you generally don't get your questions used much unless Freddy Woo suggests it.
( Trollman, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)

Ahh, I appear to be blind.
I could have sworn I didn't see it on the list
(brainwrong, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 9:31, Reply)

still a good one to
repeat though mate. I really liked it last time.
( Trollman, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)

?
"Lycra wearing woman who used to wander about drunk at all hours of the day whilst singing made up songs at the top of her voice."

You...found...my...mommy?????
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)