Art
A few weeks ago I was dragged to a gallery on the Southbank to see some pictures of paint splattered on bits of canvas. God, it was dull. I overheard one of the posh twats say: "The remarkable thing is that she held the brush in her vagina. It really gives her work a feral quality." I felt like telling these people about the stipper with the lipstick who played naughts and crosses on a fellas chest in a club in Florida I was in once, but thought better of it.

Art - what the fuck is all that about, ehh?
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:00, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

From my experience of posh bints
I'm surprised she was able to hold the brush in her vagina in the first place. Assuming, of course, that the artiste was posh... which they all so often are. 'Specially the "explore sexuality" types.

As a matter of fact I'm working on an art project, an exploration of sexuality, myself; I call it "baisez". Any applicants, preferably brunette, 19-25, who want to help with this bedgroundbreaking piece of art?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I'm 34
but I'm willing to get my kit off in the pursuit of art, if that helps. (Or in the pursuit of pretty much anything, really).
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:47, Reply)

If I squint
and if you tuck your manmeat behind your legs I think this might just work!

We're getting somewhere!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oh, to make a new echelon
I don't see how painting with one's vagina is exactly feral. 1. she's still using a brush, a tool; 2. hands aren't exactly any less 'natural' than lady-minges; 3. I've never seen a wolf sculpt clay with its cock.

I woulda laughed, and laughed so damn hard.


I think a "silly poncey stories of art" QOTW would be a great idea.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:29, Reply)