Flirting
I don't think we've looked at flirting before.

Do you flirt with the checkout girls just for the heck of it? Are you a check-out girl, do you flirt with the sad looking middle-aged men for the heck of it?

Has your misses accused you of flirting when you were 'just being friendly'? Has someone come on to you when you weren't expecting it.

I don't think I became proficient at flirting until well after I was married. Is that tragic or inevitable?

I don't want stories of torrid sex, I want stories of gentle, yet deeply disturbing flirting; from light banter to smoulering looks. Could be fleeting, could be a long-running relationship with the bosses secretary, tell us. Go on...you sexy poster you (giggles - bats eye-lids, licks lips).
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:47, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good call.
I reckon there'd be plenty of fail.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Anti-flirt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Flirt_Club

The club had a series of rules, which were intended as sound and serious advice. These were:

1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
...
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
( monkeybananaraffle, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Darn it!
They've got MY number alright!

Wondered why I was having such little luck.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Oooooh Che...
...I like your suggestion, you naughty boy.

Not that I've ever done any flirting. Oh no.

Not me.

No.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Firting
Ah canna flirt, me, laike, ah sink ter the borrum laike er stern!

(after Cherl Kerl)
( The Lone Groover has mal des nuts., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 18:53, Reply)