Racist grandparentsIt Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.
Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
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Not a racist story, but related:If you've had too many beers and curry the night before, or even if you're just a FB like me, sometimes after a good dump you have to go back to the loo a bit later for a second clean-up. This is known as a "re-wipe".
Now my ex father-in-law just happens to have the initials "RW". As I have a teenage son, I can now refer to the process as going for a "Grandad". My son and my brothers love this and it's even better because I can use the term in otherwise polite company and no-one outside the family has the slightest idea what I'm talking about or why it's so funny.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:15,
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That's just wiping your arse in two sittings.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:31,
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couldn't you wipe your arse properly the first time?or do you need one of those mopheads on a stick like proper fatties?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 15:34,
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W T F?????
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So your story is 'I can't wipe my own arse properly.'Mods, please move this over to offtopic and/or ban this user.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:00,
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