my paternal grandmother
when i was very small, one of my best friends looked a bit dark. she was from an all-white english family, but had a slight cast to her skin.
on sundays, it was customary to visit my grandma, a vicious old bitch with no legs, who would force me to eat butterbeans. i fucking hate butterbeans. sundays were hell at her house.
one week, i decided to take my friend with me when i went to visit grandma. surprisingly, we had only been there 10 minutes before grandma said we had to leave, as she was going to a funeral. puzzled but pleased to be off the hook, we left.
the following sunday, my dad took me to visit her again. upon opening the door, she looked at me and said "i'm glad you didn't bring that fucking little paki with you again."

to be fair to her, she wasn't racist just for the sake of it, she hated everybody equally, the nasty old legless cunt.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:10, 9 replies)

Cheers

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:13, closed)

I married a Brazilian
she is not particularly dark, but definitely not a white European.

One of my mothers friends apparently asked her if she was bothered about 'your son marrying that black girl'.

To her credit, my mother hasn't spoken to her friend since (that was 10 years ago).
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:18, closed)

having read some of the stories so far
that sounds pretty mild, sadly
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24, closed)

"a vicious old bitch with no legs, who would force me to eat butterbeans"
beautiful beautiful beautiful

write a novel now.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:24, closed)

if she'd ever offered me an apple, i wouldn't have touched it
snow white's stepmum had nothing on her!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:27, closed)

If you'd sued her for making you eat them
she wouldn't have had a le . . . er, wait . .
(username failed moderation, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:30, closed)

pffff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:33, closed)

I only read the words 'legless' and 'cunt' and as a result I'm clicking 'I like this!'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:57, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:16, closed)