Without wanting this to turn into a string of people arguing and shouting "FAKE AND GAY" and "OMG, STFU"
at each other, let me just say categorically, that this story happened. I was there. I heard this conversation in it's entirety, in person. If you don't believe me, then that's up to you.

I have not heard the joke you are claiming I've ripped off, so please enlighten me as to what it is. I'm no psychic, but chances are if you've heard a joke similar to the story I was telling, then it MIGHT JUST BE POSSIBLE (!!!) that my Grandad had heard the same joke, thus prompting his response. However, I am no psychic.

I can tell you, though, that I'm not so pathetic as to make up stories so that a bunch of people I've never met, on the internet no less, think I'm cool for the 3.5 seconds that this story remains in your brain for. I only ever post answers in QOTW when I have a relevant story to tell, which I think some people might find mildly amusing.

If this offends you to the point where you feel the need to not only brand me a liar, but then follow it up with an all new posting demanding that I cunt off, then I truly apologise for not doing my research, and ensuring that I have not only heard every single racist joke ever told which may be similar to any of the (true) stories I intend on writing on this board, but that no-one else has either.
( PMGT -Bacon., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 17:59, 2 replies)

oh yes,
and you can fucking cunt off as well.
( PMGT -Bacon., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:01, closed)

well said

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:02, closed)

Charming as ever, it's a good job you didn't nick the camera from those nice people.
During the Edinburgh fringe way back in 2003.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 19:14, closed)

You knows it, clart.

( PMGT -Bacon., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 22:50, closed)

Of course it did

(serge, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 20:44, closed)