Take my Mother-in-Law
Got told this last night by the wife.

When her Mother's neighbours sold their house to an Asian family, she put her house up for sale. The reasoning being that "it was only a matter of time before the whole street would be full of them"

She lives in Italy now.

Poor Italy.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:28, 7 replies)

I'll be all the richer for it.
Take my Mother-in-Law
Go on then. I'll take her off your hands.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:01, closed)

i'll be honest
it's buyer collects.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)

had a similar experience with some retired neighbours once
we'd just moved in and met them. went for a cup of tea, admired the daily mail on the coffee table & the crocheted wall hangings of their own garden

me: "so have you lived round here a long time?"
neighbour: "all my life. though it's getting a bit colourful round here. all these immigrants. we're thinking of moving to france"

i didn't point out that (i) they'd be immigrants too then and (ii) france is hardly some kind of pure-bred european theme park free from all teh darkies
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:06, closed)

I find it hilarious that the first thought of most of this type of racist is emigration
sorry, did I say "hilarious"?

I meant "sickeningly hypocritical".
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:22, closed)

She'd fit right in in Italy.
I lived there for about three years, and though Italians on the whole are lovely people, my God are they racist. I lived with some lads from the North who thought it was the height of humour to piss in the milk of their Sicilian flatmate (ie also Italian) and his nickname was 'the African'. They were nice as pie to his face though. Unbelievable.
(Mr Fudge It shouldn't be illegal to have sex with an eagle, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:27, closed)

she does seem happier now she's in Italy...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 11:42, closed)

It's OK.
The Italians will surrender to her views then take up her fight with her.
/Obligatory WW2 reference.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:34, closed)