PC granddad
My old employee was not a nice man (when clearing through his stuff a BNP pin badge was found).
One day, he was holding court at the bar about a young black family that had moved into his village.
"I didn't move to the country to be surrounded by blacks. If I wanted that I'd live in the city. My granddad didn't fight in the war so this would happen. He fought for white, anglo-saxon protestants like the rest of them"
After hearing this tirade, a little old man turned round to him, put his drink on the bar and announced loudly "My dad was a Scottish Catholic who fought in the war, and if he'd heard you talk like that he would have thumped you"
Cue much laughing as the boss tries to climb down from his previous stance.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 9:53, 2 replies)

*click*
Bravo.

(Edit to add: Surely you meant employer rather than employee?)
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)

oops, that's right.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 11:35, closed)