horrifying story by my great-grandpa
My drunken great-grandpa told my sister and me this "bedtime story" when we were little kids, and it is so racist and WEIRD that I am amazed to this day that he told it to a couple of girls younger than 5 years old. Here goes: there was a little boy lying in bed in the dark, and he heard a scary voice in the other room saying over and over again, "I'm gonna get you...I'm gonna get you... and when I get you, I'm gonna EAT you!" Night after night, the little boy lay awake, terrified. Till one night, he got the courage to climb out of bed and creep into the bathroom. There he found a big ol' n-gger sitting on the toilet, looking between his legs at the shit coming out of his ass.... saying... "I'm gonna get you... I'm gonna get you... and when I get you, I'm gonna EAT you!"
(WorksInDUMBO, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:14, 4 replies)

I remember this story.
It probably came about because, at least during my childhood, most black people on TV were starving Ethiopians, therefore, black people = starvation = willingness to eat anything.

Yeah, that sounds about right. Also, racists are idiots.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:03, closed)

You just bothered to try and find logic in racism
and you claim it's the racists who are the idiots?!
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:35, closed)

I can understand why people join the BNP,
but that doesn't mean I approve of it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:15, closed)

I've heard this one before too, not sure where.
(Avnas dosh!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 3:37, closed)