Why Black People Can Run Fast
My daughter has taken up athletics and one of her friends is a young black boy who is very fast. At her first athletics meet last year she was watching him run with her nan.

He won the race which then prompted nan to tell my daughter that the reason he can run so fast is because they are used to running away from the lions in the jungle!
(choby, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:48, 5 replies)

nan needs telling
That lions don't live in the jungle
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:01, closed)

Possibly because they all starved to death.
...those natives is fast.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:11, closed)

oh come on don't say that sing this instead
We-de-de-de
De-de-de-de-de
De-we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de
De-de-de-de-de
We-um-um-a-way

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

In the jungle
The mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle
The quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

Near the village
The peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village
The quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

Hush, my darling
Don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling
Don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh
A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh

We-de-de-de
De-de-de-de-de
De-we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de
De-de-de-de-de
We-um-um-a-way
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

lion/jungle thing aside,
she's unconsciously relating to natural selection. But as she doesn't know she's doing it, it's still racist.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:00, closed)

.
Aborigines can run a long way can't they, because... i can't remember. But its not racist is it? I'm white, and I have a red nose from hiding in cherry trees. Its just nature.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 13:48, closed)