Racist grandparents
It Came From Planet Aylia says: "My husband's mad Auntie Joan accused the man seven doors down of stealing her milk as he was the first black neighbour she had. She doesn't even get her milk delivered." Tell us about casual racism from oldies.
Thanks to Brayn Dedd who suggested this too
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 11:54)
"What's this new fella's name then?"
"Mo"
"Not short or Mohammed, I hope. Har har har."
"Yes."
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Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Sun 30 Oct 2011, 23:56,
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don't keep us in suspense, you bastard!
what happens next?
does her head asplode?
or does she back-peddle?
or does she just become a quietly simmering mess of repressed resentment for the next 46 years?
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 1:19,
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Let's just say she didn't prophet from the situation
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:01,
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"asplode"?
Not sure if that was finger-trouble, or predictive text, but it's a great new word - with a minor spelling change: "Assplode"
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:23,
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maybe his leg had just grow
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:28,
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no no
asplode is a real word.
I've been using it for awhile.
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Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:40,
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It's from here:
www.homestarrunner.com/sbzone.html
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:55,
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