a mate of mine
got an art scholarship type thing for a french uni back in the day and one summer hitched around France a bit. Even now generally the more remote you get in france the fewer blacks people are seen. O e day an old lady came up to him be genuinely interested in him, asking him questions, impressed at his good french sneaked to rib his ski to see if the colour came off. She also got a pen and some paper as she couldn't believe he would be able to write.

Also when my gran heard was marrying a black girl she angrily told my mum that her first great grandchild had been a bastard and she didn't want the second to be a nigger!
(Wagane, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 8:37, 4 replies)

"Rib his ski?" - even Urban Dictionary doesn't know that one
Filthy bitch.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:12, closed)

Back in 2006 I was in the middle of nowhere in South Korea....
at a bus station and a young girl ran up to me, grabbed my arm, counted my fingers and ran back to her friends to inform them that white people DID have the same number of fingers that they did. They say that the world is getting smaller, but I guess thats only the bits you can fly to or have american tv.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:17, closed)

At the risk of offending any fictional minorities present,
I am going to blame elves for the missing letters in the above story. Pointy-eared bastards.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:22, closed)

Was the fucking
auto crocodile on me now plane
(Wagane, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:37, closed)