keep a bottle of lavender essential oil in your house.
you can use it for everything.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:25, 1 reply)

Enticing old ladies,
for fun and profit?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)

And sexual gratification.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:07, closed)

I lost my grandmother in similar circumstances,
you insensitive cunt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)

You're the one who lost her, buddy.
You should take better care.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:30, closed)

She's most likely stuck in a box,
under a policeman's desk. I like to think that it's what she would have wanted.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:51, closed)

more likely she is wodged under a wobbly table leg in some pikey's caravan.
coppers are fucking useless.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:55, closed)

Your casual use of the racist epithet "pikey" has upset me greatly.
I could put you on ignore, but I instead choose to make a fuss, call for you to be banned, and flounce off in a massive strop.

MODS, PLEASE BAN GRITTY, IMMEDIATELY.

Honestly, I can't remember ever being so upset. I thought that b3ta was a place for genteel humour, and high-quality photoshop demonstrations, not this vile nonsense. Personally, I blame Bryan and Janet. Please ban them, too. You won't be seeing me on this board, again.

ps. the police are useless, though. Fuck them.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:07, closed)

Oh, shut the fuck up, faggot.
You really do carry on like a nigger-loving jewboy.

I don't want to go out on the step. That kitten out there has sad, satanic eyes that eat at my soul.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:21, closed)

*bums*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:48, closed)

*rinses*

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 1 Nov 2011, 0:10, closed)