My stepsister was ranting at my stepfather because he was talking
about buying a new car, and quite fancied a Nissan. This was 1991 or so.

"Daddy, how could you?? The Japanese ruined my life" she dramatically cried.

See, a couple of years before, she was working at Nomura Bank. They made a load of people redundant in the late 80's crash, her amongst them. She was working as a broker. She got a £250,000 pay off, and spent the next 4 weeks in Bermuda, before starting the new job she had been offered an hour after she was made redundant.

Her father, to keep the peace, bought a British car. I however went straight out and bought the car he had been looking at (A Nissan 200sx, bloody great car). I also replaced it 3 years later with another Nissan 200sx.
(username failed moderation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:58, 1 reply)

The most offensive part of this
is a grown woman still calling her father "daddy".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:05, closed)

Chalk and cheese
we were.

She was the product of a very expensive private education, complete with Oxford degree.

I am a comprehensive educated yob, so her fury at my defiance was even sweeter.
(username failed moderation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:16, closed)

I like this,
but it needs more incest.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:56, closed)

Has to be said.
I would have.

Actually, still would. A lifetime of eating properly and going to the gym hasn't done any harm.

Still a bit of a cow though.
(username failed moderation, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:10, closed)

*raises nose in the air. Sniffs*
Something wicked this way comes...
Srsly, what is it with b3ta and sister-fuckers?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 20:51, closed)

Step sister
Slight difference.

I was 18 when my mother remarried. Didn't live at home.
(username failed moderation, Tue 1 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)

So she's younger than you then?
You're telling me, circa 1991 you would have had a crack at your posh, underage step-sister. And there's nothing suss there?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 0:23, closed)

No, she's about 4 years older
than me.

She didn't live at home either.

Your seem to be focusing on underage sex here. Anything you want to talk about?
(username failed moderation, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:31, closed)