what the fuck
How on earth is calling a black person a "nigger" or white person a "white cunt" only apparently offensive.

Who the fuck are you to decide this? Wake up and stop trying to be clever and put yourself in the real world for once.

I suggest you go and field test your theory by going into any area of London with a large black or Asian ethnic community and shout nigger. Then come back to me after you explain that they are being passive victims.
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 0:37, 1 reply)

If you read what I actually wrote
I said that NO ONE was coming on here saying that.
NO ONE does go into ethnic areas and make racist slurs.

I also said that mean words are not racism.

Getting pissy and flouncing because some nasty sod said some mean words and I CHOSE to get offended and my feelings all did a big hurty is entirely subverting what REAL racism is.

And that is fucking pathetic.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 4:34, closed)

Can you just confirm for me
that we can call you whatever we like and it will only be offensive if you so choose? I think that is what you just intimated but I wanted to make sure.

Oh, and whilst you're at it can you let me know what 'REAL' racism is as opposed to that fancy knock off stuff that you can pick up for a quid down at the market.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 7:59, closed)

Yeah, um the REAL racism that you so casually overlooked up there would be
how cheerfully we let the inequality continue.
Don't go for cheap home brands, as they are only trying to seize control of the market.

call me what you want but just don't bother trying to shock me, princess. you'll be wasting your time.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:01, closed)

Holy cow.
Are the words people have been using too long for you? You seem to be a very confused young person.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:10, closed)

no.
it's just you.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:41, closed)

Did you really just try to claim that calling a black person a nigger is not racism?
Please, help me out, I think I must have misunderstood.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 8:52, closed)

nigger is just a word
not a sword drenched in the blood of slain infants.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:03, closed)

OK, thanks for confirming.
I needed to know if I was talking to someone who has any footing in the world or a complete fucking imbecile.

Now I know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:06, closed)

^this^
succinct and to the point !

fucking superb !
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:22, closed)

Well said.
Maybe we need a "Troll Alert" button. You don't want to ignore them, it's fun to see them floundering, but reasoning with them only makes things worse.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:54, closed)

You need a 'I Just Poohed My Corduroys' button
much more than a Troll Alert.
FACT.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:26, closed)

I think you're trying to answer too many threads at the same time.
Your ramblings are getting more erratic.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:08, closed)

I quite like the idea of a 'Corduroy soiling' button but I think the 'Troll Alert'
will get more use generally, especially if it came with an animated gif of yellow and black hatching and a flashing beacon on the original post.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 15:37, closed)

OR it could have a scarlet 'R' on it?
you puritan fuck.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 3 Nov 2011, 0:43, closed)

...or Lapsang suchong?
You can even have a Jammy Dodger to go with it. You know you'll feel better after.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 8:00, closed)

you cannot be serious
go fuck your self you are being so narrow minded. As in one of my earlier posts:

"I remember walking down the street in Streatham about 8 years old holding my dads hand and someone with real hatred screaming at me that I am a nigger and my dad is a nigger lover.

Being in an Essex primary school and little fuckers calling me wog, nigger, blackie, chanting there ain't no black in the union jack so send those niggers back and thinking it was funny and that I should laugh with them."

I have been verbally and physically abused because of the color of my skin by people using words like nigger and following up with violence. You need to get out more and understand the world is far more complex and layered than what you with your pseudo socialist fucked up blinkered view realises.
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:18, closed)

get over it.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:40, closed)

ah the standard
fuckwit response comes out

i did get over it, every single time - I'm illustrating my point from personal experience
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 10:52, closed)

You're wasting your breath with the Gritty Fluffer.
It's like reasoning with a plant.

The fact the in the eyes of the law, racism (or racial abuse) is the offence taken by the victim, not the intent of the perpetrator. Open to mis-use, for sure, but it does mean it's pointless arguing "Nigger" isn't offensive.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:04, closed)

WELL DON'T FUCKING SAY THE WORD OUT LOUD. YOU'RE AS BAD AS STALIN.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:22, closed)

Now you've gone from imbecile to utter cunt.
You are a despicable human being. As long as you are comfortable knowing that, then good for you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 11:02, closed)

You're taking remarks on a comedy website to heart -

AND I'M THE CUNT?


dude.

[/shakes head]
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 12:24, closed)

Oh, love,
If you think I am taking you to heart then I'm afraid I have very much mislead you. I wouldn't take you to heart if you were on fire, I assure you.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:03, closed)

And your knickers are thoroughly untwisted.

(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:21, closed)

Yes

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 2 Nov 2011, 13:24, closed)

Hello Sammi.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:25, closed)

this is bullshit
and so very very narrow minded, you need to get out more into the real world as you sound like a narrow minded socialist worker

racism is personal, local and global
( sutit only the crumbliest, flakiest posts, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:01, closed)

No fucking way.
those cunts out there are all racist, sexist fucking homophobes.
screw that.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Wed 2 Nov 2011, 9:04, closed)