Holding a glass to the wall
with my ear pressed firmly against it, I waited until I could hear the faint yet unmistakable sound of my son having a wank.

I then walked straight through his bedroom door without knocking and presented him with a cup of tea.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:55, 6 replies)

Were you wanking at the same time?
You were, weren't you?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:56, closed)

Most likely
I'm having a wank more often that I'm not having a wank.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:58, closed)

Are you wanking now?
and what are you wearing?
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:00, closed)

Yes
I'm wearing my daughter.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 10:16, closed)

Thanks
for nothing Dad.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 15:42, closed)

i c wut u did thar
b3ta.com/links/coffee_aint_it
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:22, closed)