Fun with a gideon's bible
Every time I book into a hotel the first thing I do is check for a Gideon's Bible. I then open it at random and write "CUNT" in large letters on whatever page I arrive at.
My sincere hope is that a Christian, in times of trouble, will turn to one of these bibles and see this "message from god" and realise that god hates them too.

I also sign guestbooks as "Kelly Smunt" or "Mary Hinge". Hopefully the smiles brought about by the latter will cancel out the former.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:15, 17 replies)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS.
oh - wait. no. no, it isn't.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:34, closed)

for once, janet
I agree with you.

"I write CUNT - aren't I funny?" isn't evil, it's just twattish.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:53, closed)

But it's funny because he writes "CUNT" in bibles,
and as any educated young white man will tell you, Christians are all evil and stupid!!!!!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:24, closed)

people only mock Christians because they're too cowardly to mock muslims.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 5:02, closed)

no, they are all cunts

( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:59, closed)

you are a trustafarian waste of dna
so your opinion is of no value
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:09, closed)

2/10 must try harder
needs more rage.
( sanityclause is waiting until, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 16:21, closed)

I doubt they balance out, on account of the latter being not really being likely to make all but the borderline retarted smile.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 13:41, closed)

Is 'retarted' some sort of b3ta in-joke I don't get, or is everybody being thick?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=retarted
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:30, closed)

Ha. No, mine was an accident, although I think I am going to start doing it on purpose now.
But to prove it was an accident, I have spelt it correctly when I've just used it to question the IQ of a different B3ta retard elswhere:

www.b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1534978
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:52, closed)

You get the benefit of the doubt, but:
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=retarted = 3,570,000 results

I'm sure a good percentage of those are pure idiocy. The ironing is delicious.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 16:50, closed)

fucking yawn

( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:04, closed)

That's the standard Internet Spelling™ of "retarded".
See also: "definitely".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:24, closed)

anyone for coffee?
b3ta.com/links/coffee_aint_it
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:18, closed)

I like to put 'signed by the author' stickers inside.
"To Mary,

Keep on truckin',

God."
(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:08, closed)

I just sign it:
"All the best, Jesus xxx"
( snee held his breath since, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:44, closed)

In the bible in a New York hotel room,
some wag had stuck a printed note to the inside front cover. It read:

'This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance of characters to actual
persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:56, closed)