Playing with a 'spergie
I do like pissing people off a bit occasionally - things like flashing lights on and off when my flatmates are trying to take a shit, hiding in the dark to quietly say "boo", or simply creeping up behind people and grabbing their shoulders. However, nothing was quite so dickish as what I did back in my first year of Uni.

A bunch of us had gone to Portobello beach in Edinburgh one summer's day, but had gotten on the wrong bus to get back home so ended up in the middle of fuck-knows-where. Eventually we got back to the town centre and were waiting for a bus to take us back to our halls. One bus came along, though wasn't the correct one. On the spur of the moment, I got on the bus and told one of the group members who had Asperger's that it was the bus we were to get. After she got on and the doors were about to close I got off again and started to cackle at my mischief as the bus went to take her well away again.

Fortunately for her, someone else shouted at the bus to stop. I have no idea what possessed me to do such a thing.

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Unrelated dickishness: Whilst playing with fruit with my ex, I told her that I had lost a grape in her clunge. She weren't best pleased.

Heheheh
( clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 23:46, 2 replies)

Haha yes, I agree
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( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 0:14, closed)

Ker-azy!

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 1:38, closed)