Call it quits on the 400 quid bike that got smashed? ;)
3 inches back from the stem, both top and bottom tubes snapped in two
( Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:18, 3 replies)

Ooh, sounds like you'll never father children then.
Hang on a minute...oh, your bike frame you mean.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:21, closed)

I take it back about not wanting to meet this person.
Unless it was carbon fibre in which case, pffft!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:40, closed)

Get a cheaper bike,
then repeatedly break all your own bones, so that they heal to nigh indestructible hardness.

Problem solved. Why don't more people do this?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 19:02, closed)

Easier 1 for you.
1 - mutate so you have the ability to instantly heal.
2 - Get picked for govmint experiment, have really rare/hard metal grafted onto skeleton.
3 - Buy many cheap Chinese made bikes and never look back!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 22:42, closed)

That totally happened to a mate of mine,
and you can't prove otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 16:43, closed)