Random Acts of Evil
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
Mr Twisty Cheeky asks: As a contrast to last week's question - Has anyone ever been evil to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever been total twuntcake against all logic?
( , Thu 16 Feb 2012, 18:49)
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It was summer, and dad was busy in the garage,
probably greasing his bike chain, or wiring a plug. He was topless, and had his back to the door. For whatever reason, he'd left a pair of pliers within easy reach of young me (aged 5-ish), so I picked up the pliers, observed my father's naked back, and attemted to pinch his spine.
He roared with pain and whirled round. He's always been a loving father, but I think he was pretty close to belting me one, at that particular moment.
My kids have since tried the same trick on me, but they've only ever had access to toy, plastic pliers, which don't have quite the same bite!
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:54, 2 replies)
probably greasing his bike chain, or wiring a plug. He was topless, and had his back to the door. For whatever reason, he'd left a pair of pliers within easy reach of young me (aged 5-ish), so I picked up the pliers, observed my father's naked back, and attemted to pinch his spine.
He roared with pain and whirled round. He's always been a loving father, but I think he was pretty close to belting me one, at that particular moment.
My kids have since tried the same trick on me, but they've only ever had access to toy, plastic pliers, which don't have quite the same bite!
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:54, 2 replies)
Haha!...
Are you coming to the 'dark side' of actually posting good stuff?
If that is the case I endorse this heartily.
*Clicks*
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:41, closed)
Are you coming to the 'dark side' of actually posting good stuff?
If that is the case I endorse this heartily.
*Clicks*
( , Mon 20 Feb 2012, 19:41, closed)
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