Walking home drunk
Late one night on from a local club... ~ 3am.

Me and a few friends we larking about - and embarked on a bit of one-up-manship.

It started tame but quickly got out of hand.

- Traffic cones being worn as hats was replaced by

- Traffic signs being moved and turned around beaten by

- Lifting a Fence from a particularly large house with a sporty looking Mercedes, carrying it down the road leaving it in someone else’s garden was out done by

- Removing the Bus Timetables from bus stops was outdone by

- Emptying a skip of its contents ( entire front room furniture and placing it on the road. Carpet rolled out, Rug, 2 seater sofa, lamp stand, Cabinet and TV ... was out done by

- Traffic cones in the middle of the road At which point a friend found a rather large sandstone rock in the gutter and tried to play football with it... our game then quickly finished as he hurt his foot.

We walked on along the road for another 10 minutes(it was about 1 mile - straight) Then - off in the distance, I heard a car revving loudly, we all turned to see what it was - we then noticed it was racing towards us... off in the distance I saw a set of headlights...

Quickly sobering up, we realised the stupidity of our actions. The headlights swerved around all the objects we had placed... then we heard rev and speed towards us... then BANG, and sparks... it had hit the rock in the road that my friend had forgotten to pick back up...

Shit


We scarpered - quickly. The car (which was now clearly a sporty looking Mercedes) was only a couple of hundred yards away now. I ran one way - my 2 friends ran the other. I ran down a side roads took my coat off and rolled under a parked car on a drive.

I didnt see where my friends went.

After 15 minutes of regretful thoughts and sh!tting myself, I rolled back away from the car, and draped my coat over my arm. As I was walking home, I heard the same car approach from behind me and slow down... I realised if I ran - they would follow, instead I carried on walking and didnt turn around.

They must have bought it because they revved and the Mercedes sped on down the road.

Scary times
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)